By John Neff
Pour a 40 out, dance a dervish or do whatever your people do to celebrate the dead, because yesterday, the final
Ford Crown Victoria
rolled off the assembly line at St. Thomas Assembly Plant in Ontario,
Canada. Workers from the plant have been documenting the wind-down on a
Facebook page,
and you can check out some choice build pictures of the last-ever Vicky
in our gallery. The final Crown Victoria was a white model with tan
interior and optional rear-seat air conditioning for a customer in Saudi
Arabia. With the long-serving
LINCOLN Town Car
also ending production, only 250 of the plant's roughly 1,200 workers
will be kept through December to help decommission the facility.
On sale for roughly 32 years, the Crown Victoria was a mainstay of the
Ford
lineup that refused to modernize. Aside from the LINCOLN, it was the
only rear-wheel-drive, body-on-frame sedan left on sale in America. You
could get it with a column-mounted shifter. You could order two bench
seats and seat six comfortably (front bench seats in passenger vehicles
are now officially dead in America). It rode on the oldest continuously
produced platform on sale in America, Ford's tough-as-nails Panther
platform that was first used back in 1979. Lastly, it always offered a
V8 no matter what gas was going for at the corner station.
Perhaps the biggest testament to the Crown Victoria's significance is
how many different vehicles it will take to replace it in our daily
lives. Since 2008, the Crown Vic has only been sold as a fleet vehicle
to its bread-and-butter customers: police officers and taxi drivers.
With its death, law enforcement is flush with options for the first time
in decades. Dodge had already been stealing market share away from Ford
the last few years with a
cop-spec version of the Charger that's been
redesigned for 2011,
and General Motors is re-entering the fray this year with a
long-wheelbase version of Australia's Holden Commodore (formerly our
Pontiac G8) that fittingly resurrects the
Chevrolet Caprice name. Lastly, Ford is hoping that law enforcement embraces its own replacement for the Crown Vic â?? an all-wheel-drive
Taurus Interceptor with beefed up mechanicals and a twin-turbo EcoBoost V6.
Like the police, taxi and livery companies are also going to miss the
Crown Vic's innate simplicity, sturdy construction and wealth of
replacement parts. There are many companies waiting in the wings to fill
the Crown Vic's role as taxi cab, including Ford itself with a
taxi version of its Transit Connect Van commercial van. A mandate by some large municipalities saw hybrid vehicles like the
Toyota Prius and
Ford's Escape Hybrid begin to chip away at the Crown Vic's ubiquity on city streets, and the largest municipality of them all, New York City, has
chosen the Nissan NV200 van as Gotham's next official ride to the airport.
All of this is to say that even though the Crown Victoria was a
dinosaur, what it lacked in refinement, efficiency and style it more
than made up for in utility, ruggedness and sheer volume. An era has
truly ended.